Hong Kong Handshake

manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.

I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.

by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009

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hong dong

The crust in between the penis head and shaft that forms after not showering for a day or so. Also known as a homeless guy who says he is richer then you by "life experiences".

The hong dong in my crotch is making my balls itch.

Let me throw away this condom with hong dong in it.

by Jewbear April 13, 2007

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Hong Chen

Someone who does IRS.

I'm Hong Chen. WE NEED TO DO OUR IRS. ON THE WAY TO THE MOELC! LET'S GO TO JIAN YANG'S HOUSE! TO DISCUSS!

by hong chen. i do irs. August 19, 2003

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Hong Kong Glue

Slang term for cum
Refers to the fact that cum is sticky, like glue as well as the high prevalence of hookers in Hong Kong

I gave that bitch some dental shots of Hong Kong glue.

by Patrick F... October 24, 2008

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A very attractive Asian boy or man, which is considered uncommon. Usually into Chinese, Japanese, or Korean culture, such as martial arts and natural medicine; very smart and dedicated to what they love; has an awesome taste in music; basically all around amazing that it's surprising that he could even be as hot and/or sexy as he is. Also known as Hong Kong Hottie.

White Girl #1: Wow, did you see that Hong Kong hunk walk by? I have a huge crush on him.

White Girl #2: You don't have a chance.

by whitegirlnumberone June 14, 2009

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Hong Chen

Person with a fat-girl sex fetish; dumps <insert girl below 3902632kg here>(lynette) for <insert girl above 39860219682396kg here>(pei ni) to have repeated fatgirlsex with her "7 folds of fat + 1 clitoris = 8 clitorises"(couresty of kuang li).

Hong Chen had sex with Pei Ni.

by Your God. August 19, 2003

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