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homophobe

A safe way to demonize anyone criticizing the homosexual lifestyle.

Most "homophobes" actually don't hate gays/lesbians, they just hate the latter's lifestyle and their overt attempts at pushing it through the media, and most recently, through the courts.
-"Homophobe": did you know that domestic violence among gay/lesbian couples is more frequent than among heterosexual ones???
-Gay rights supporter: YOU HOMOPHOBE!!!
*Debate finished*
by BAQinSTL February 19, 2004
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homophobic

Fear of homosexuals, usually found in guys. Truthfully makes no sense, considering lesbians are homosexuals. Can we say "double standard"?
Homophobic Guy:John is such a fag. Lets
go beat him up!
2nd Homophobic Guy: Nah man, lets go
ask Jane and her gilrfirend to let
us watch them have sex!I love
lesbians!
by loser December 30, 2003
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homophobe

Someone who refuses a handjob from a gay man
Gay man: hey want a handjob
Homophobe: no i'm fine, my girlfriend is watching us
Gay man: FFFFAAAARKKKKIIIIN' HOMOPHOBE
by Hunchyb June 8, 2011
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homophobic

Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.

Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.

Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.

So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.
person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.

person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"

person 1: What the hell?

person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!

person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.
by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012
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Selective Homophobia

A term for guys who can't stand to see two gay guys kiss or hold hands, but still watch lesbian porn
Selective Homophobia is all too common.

If it's guy on guy it's bad.

If it's girl on girl, it's all good.
by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010
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homophobe

A word used to descriminate against heterosexuals and religious folk.A word/insult/ hurled by gays and closet homosexuals(liberals) at anyone who dares to disagree with homosexuality or even anyone who dares to disagree with any liberal at all for any reason.
person:I think "sex" is a choice since you can choose to go out and have sex or to stay home and masturbate.
insane liberal: "homophobe"!!!
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person: Look it's now 2005,goin on 2006,Al Gore lost the election so you really need to get over it now and move on,it's not healthy
insane liberal:"homophobe"!!!!!!!!!
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person: "hey,what time is it?"
insane liberal:"homophobe"!!!!!
by Chef,, October 10, 2005
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homophobic sex

Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.
After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.
by JeffB36 August 23, 2006
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