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Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock August 26, 2008
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holy crazy

Holy crazy! That monkey just ate the cow!
by Morgan J September 20, 2008
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holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011
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Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
by Dr. Infant May 25, 2017
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holy snot

an interjection, used as a means of surprise, frustration, or excitement
Holy snot, the new Super Mario game kicks ass!
by duckhunterDS May 9, 2011
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Holy Kittats!

An alternative expression to the common phrase "Holy Cats," or "Holy Kittens!" This phrase brings representation to the in between (or teenage, if you will) stage of cat development, the Kittat.
Speaker 1:Guess what? Brett Favre threw four touchdowns today.
Speaker 2: Holy Kittats! That's a lot!
by Rearden Metal April 29, 2010
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