Jacob micheal hogan

A short ass 5'2 racist whom loves show ing you his 3 inch dick, he loves saying the n word and a guy named triston belew

Jake:hey triston wanna see my balls

Triston:NOOOOOOOOOO
Jake:proceeds to pull his pants down
Triston:i hate Jacob micheal hogan he's so gay

by NoVid April 14, 2022

hulk hogan

You body slam the shit out of your partner while she has your dogs dick in her mouth and she throws up on its dick while saying hulk hogan.

Hey babe wanna try the "hulk hogan" our dog is in to it.

by AnimalLover3006 May 6, 2020

Ms. Hogan

She bully's kids. She tells people who are struggling with mental health to "get your lives together" and she tells people not do do anything last minute, then grades everything last minute after we are able to fix it.

UGH, i have to go to ms. hogan's class

by Cheesus69420 May 3, 2023

hogan

A cool,stylish person who has a great personality.

Yo that guy is so hogan
Ya your right

by jeff suter March 28, 2015

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025

cara hogan

Sym mate

Cara Hogan: Hi
Me: Fuck off
Cara Hogan: Why
Me: You was racist

by Malakai x August 15, 2021

Sloppy Hogan

When you flash someone in a normal situation in public some type of porn on a mobile device unbeknownst to them.

You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".

"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"

by TotalLoser December 2, 2011