font hoarder

A person, typically a graphic designer, who has downloaded many fonts/typefaces from multiple sources (Dafont, Google Fonts, etc.). While some are used daily, most of these fonts haven’t been touched or used by the designer for weeks. Reasons include the letterforms being beautiful, gatekeeping it before they became popular/overused, and other personal reasons.

Because of 1000+ fonts installed on their computer, the font hoarder can’t decide whether they’ll use a display or a handwritten font.

by nervous_wreak3 October 27, 2022

hear-me hoar

A person who consistently feels the need to hear himself or herself talk, usually burdening their personal information on others. Not to be confused with "attention junky."

A hear-me hoar can be recognized for his/her unnecessary outbursts, causing a conversation to revolve around him/her.

Here I am, trying to give a presentation to my business associates, when Micky-G turns into a hear-me hoar and tells everyone how his daughter farted in her bath water.

by ChickenHead March 29, 2004

Recycle Bin Hoarder

Person who is deathly afraid to clean out their recycle bin.

Jim is such a recycle bin hoarder. I had to work on his computer today and would you believe he still has files in there from 3 years ago!

by OV Darts February 22, 2011

E-mail hoarder

a person who never deletes any E-mails ever. often times for fear of accidentally deleting something useful or important.

That's because he's an E-mail hoarder. He has so many E-mails he can never find any particular one.

by crameel7 May 23, 2011

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

internet hoarder

Noun: one who frequently has 10+ tabs open whilst surfing the internet.

Even though Phil had 9 websites open that he wanted to check out, he continued finding other pages to open and to save for later and thus became known as an "internet hoarder."

by Fazman July 10, 2011