Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.

Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!

by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011

Three testicles

Three testicles

A word to describe pain, confusion and stupidity

Person: Yo did you do homework

Other person: three testicles

Person: what?
Other person: three testicles

by Three testicles 090 February 1, 2022

lil shrekward testicles

its a mix between the little einsteins, shrek, squidward, and well testicles

lil shrekward testicles should be in a movie

by mjh657 May 13, 2019

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

Chesticles

1. Slang term for a woman's breasts.

2. A term used for the boobs of a man who wears very tight shirts.

1. -Francine has very nice Chesticles, I would like to play with them.
-As would I son, as would I.

2. -Kyle is such a bag of douche.
-I know.. he just walks around with his extra small abercrombie tee, flaunting those chesticles of his all the time, what a fag.

by Jake Smeltzer November 29, 2007

Chesticles

Slang for Pectoral Muscles on a Male.

Why did you have to punch me in the chesticles? That really hurt.

by Truncj August 26, 2006

chesticles

1) Reference to the confidence, or "balls", in dealing with men afforded to ladies with ample frontage.

2) Sweater puppies, cat heads, bazooms, etc.

1) Linda demanded an explanation from the boss for turning down her expense reports - she's really testing her chesticles!

2) Guy 1: Yo! Check out the chesticles on the redhead!

Guy 2: Ahoy, Cap'n! The SS Brassiere's front torpedo bays are armed, loaded and ready for battle!

by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005