Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.

1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.

by MTKarl January 26, 2010

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.

Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

by BrianB March 6, 2012

hexting

Holy texting, texting holy matter to one's friends, communicating holy messages through texting.

Today Maggie was hexting me, and one was a sound hext saying a hail mary, it really uplifted my spirits.

I sexted someone....but to make up for it I hexted them later.

Hexting is addicting, I love getting holy texts!

by aballer91 April 1, 2010

I need healing

I deserve diamond but I keep getting bad teams.

Non gengu: You are bad
Gengu: I need healing

by Mejhi June 21, 2017

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Houston Hearing Aid

When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!

"I gave Betty a Houston Hearing Aid after she passed out the other night!

by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008

Heaming

When somebody is so mad, they turn red.

After Rob got syrup poured on his head, he was Heaming

by Mr.Snows January 21, 2019