jack haskell

A man typically on the wider side, however for what he lacks in size he makes up for in SIZE.

Look at that Jack Haskell over there

by Bald Martin 987585 May 2, 2024

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

Hasselhoffed

1. To be on the verge of taking a bite of a hamburger or sandwich, only to have it fall apart out of your hands. Often when a sandwich has been hasselhoffed, alcohol was a factor.

-The shirtless celebrity was so plowed he hasselhoffed his Wendy's hamburger all over.

-He stared in disbelief at his meal hasselhoffed across the floor.

-He scrounged through the hasselhoffed sandwich, searching for anything worth keeping.

by Hasselhoff Sandwich December 9, 2008

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008

haskle

Bothersome and burdensome.

He was a haskle lover.
Or, don't haskle me bro!

by Garibah September 8, 2010

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011