Harvest

Term used by whole city boys when hunting in order to virtue signal. Usage of the word in this contexts automatically means they know nothing about hunting and put more value in the thought of being a hunter than actually hunting.

“I harvested a deer this week” -man bun wearing Prius driving Gucci hunter.

by Steven rinella April 2, 2023

harvesting the crops

slurping up crap

he was harvesting the crops in the washroom

by hello1213141516 November 28, 2018

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019

Harvesting hickeys

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.

Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."

by von groovy July 11, 2024

Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019