by lolmyface:) December 12, 2021

A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.
Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.
by 99Pounds September 24, 2023

The person who belongs to Boo Bear
Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
by Lynxxh April 4, 2021

The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.
by Steve Mane February 20, 2021

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay
by Harold_gayKid788 May 31, 2020

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
