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Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.
Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!
by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009
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Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"
by El Panadero August 3, 2010
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Detroit Handshake

A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.
Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.
by Motor City Michael February 5, 2010
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California Handshake

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.
by dstigs April 28, 2011
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brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.
"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"
by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012
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lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.
Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .
by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017
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Cypriot Handshake

An unorthodox greeting whereby the dominant person will kiss the toes of the more submissive person and then their forehead.
Dave walked into the room where Dan was laying down and gave him the Cypriot handshake, Dave kissed Dan’s toes and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 29, 2021
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