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3 Axe Handles Wide

Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 6, 2009
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Hanbang

The word is derived from the concept of taking out a mafia stronghold single-handedly with nothing but two handguns and sunglasses.

In practical use, it means to be like or pertain to that which lives fast and loose and goes with its own flow. It does not follow any precepts or set patterns; to have a style that one owns uniquely and to be cognizant and proud of said style; to live in a way best described as raw, and to act on such rawness. Though a certain amount of recklessness is implied, and is typically employed, it is not necessarily a condition of hanbang
As a noun: Dude, that kid is so hanbang. He decides when to and when not use controlled substance, when to go places, where he goes, how he gets there. He's really in control of his own life and he's living it to the fullest - just how he wants.

As an adjective: So i met this guy juggling fire on the strip today...i tried to throw him some change but he didn't accept it. he told me that he didn't need my fucking charity and then kindly handed me back my coins. He was dressed like a total bum but when i cam back out of the store i went into i saw him driving a stretch hearse away. I wasn't sure if he lifted it or if it actually belonged to him, but he had some crazy tribal chant blaring fro the speakers...it was the weirdest, most legit fucking thing i have ever seen
by addict303 December 21, 2008
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hablagated

The obligation to speak (hablar) or understand Spanish when living in California or any other place in which the Spanish language is prominent.
I was at a Mexican restaurant in L.A. and I felt hablagated to speak Spanish.
by Berek Bo Berek February 7, 2010
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Finger handleballs

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.
Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.
by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008
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turd handler

for lack of better words, one who is a complete fucking douche bag.
"Jared ate the last piece of pizza." "That guy is a fucking turd handler."
by rob metzgar January 14, 2009
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jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!
i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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