Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016

Hamgoof

'dissapointment' in hamchat.

Oxnard~" Oh no! I forgot where the seeds are!
Hamtaro~"Hamgoof.."

by KawaiiAnime November 3, 2003

hammafram

1. a word spoken in tounges while intoxicated.

2. An expression of excitement.

1. Mike woke up from his drunken stuper only to say, "Hammafram, samm fram...ya know what I'm sayin'?"

2. After bowling a strike, he raised his hands and shouted "Hammafram!!"

by Kane8215 October 19, 2008

Hambos

to do crazy shit for the love of attention

Did you hear Marty jumped in the lake on New Year's Day? That dude is such a hambos.

by hambone64 January 27, 2011

Hamboard

Type of longboard that rides exactly like a surfboard

Dude we should go ride your Hamboard, the waves are junk!

by surfer2001 October 18, 2015

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019