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homework

by cHiCkeN sTriPs biHhHhH October 14, 2019
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homework

what you're doing when you're really playing W.o.W or reading this.
TEXTS
GUY 1 : hey can you come over.
GUY 2 : nah doing homework
GUY 1 : man that sucks

GUY 2 : sorry "HOMEWORK"
GUY 1 : OHHHH YEAH THAT SUCKS
GUY 2 : YEAH you want to do "HOMEWORK" together
by DUGY January 20, 2016
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homework

im not correcting this if it is incorrect

do the work later at home. Teachers basically saying to "do it later."-procrastinate.
HOMEWORK

use complete sentences or I'll call your parent and parent teacher conference!
list 5 reasons why you should NEVER swim alone.

to many sharks

ants

not enough metal objects in the water

too many dead bodies that have already died

not enough water
by Motherfucker idc February 22, 2015
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homework

just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
"Hey wanna help me call 911? I was shot and I'm bleeding out."

"Hey man. Im really sorry, but, I have to do my homework."

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! You finish your homework" (dies)
by Motherfucker idc February 22, 2015
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homework

homework is pointless and stupid. if u cant sleep at school, u shouldn't be doing school work at home.
Kayla: omg the teacher gave us homework?!
Grace: I know its so pointless and dumb.
by annomyns February 6, 2020
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Homework

1. The shit that teachers give u
2. a legal way of torture

3. The stuff that makes you want to kill yourself because it is time consuming
The reason why people have AIDs is because of homework
by DumbAssYoutube June 30, 2019
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Homework

A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

(I stole that joke haha)
Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.
by Homework (it sucks) January 25, 2018
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