Work given to you after classes in which you are supposed to complete at home or during your own free time (like students don’t have any). It’s also a legitimate method of mild torture; actually though, it’s straight up torture and I’m not joking around. It’s the reason why so many students get no sleep. For some reason, I, and probably most other students, would rather sit down and stare at a wall for 5 straight hours even though doing homework is basically the same thing except you have to use your brain which just got screwed from being in school for at least 6 hours.
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
Why is homework a thing? It is the single worse thing about school and if you disagree you either took the easiest classes in the world or you were one of those people blessed with ultra nerd super powers that allowed you to finish your homework within one or two hours which then allowed you to waste the time every other student would kill for by playing dungeons and dragons until midnight (even though you could actually get good sleep because you have the time for it) and then wake up early in the morning to play computer games and somehow be energized for the day (some people are actually like this and if you’re one of them, never, ever complain about anything that happens cause you don’t know what it’s like to be tortured with homework).
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A legal, torture device for all student and other people who within the school, high school, kindergarten and, university, it was allowed to using and get approved by many countries that it works. This device is always using when someone annoying a teacher, break a rule, burn the office, throw a nerd off a window from a window of 3 floors, carry a snack in a classroom, and don't share with a teacher, have sex with your teacher but don't use a condom and many other things that I don't even do. This legal torture device is an idea of Horace Mann for punishment a student when they did something wrong, when a student takes this device these things will happen to them:
1: Brain meltdown.
2: Brain health will deteriorate because you have to be patient, open your eyes, do homework.
3: Ask yourself more often When will God send a hand to take me to heaven?
4: You feel want to play Russian Roulette without scared of a die.
5: Alway look at that Steven DB that inside grandfather's room.
6: And many other things. If you try to counteract with this torture device, you will be punished by losing your grade in that subject. Rebel to Homework = Rebel to Ministry of Education.
Other names of homework:
1: Brain destroyer
2: Torture device
3: Suffering paper
4: Suffering machine
5: Fucker
6: My toilet paper
7: Dog food
8: I hate it!
9: It's paper licking shit
10: I want to die.
์Note: It gets an Ig Nobel and Nobel Prize for Violence. (Jk)
A legal, torture device for all student and other people who within the school, high school, kindergarten and, university, it was allowed to using and get approved by many countries that it works. This device is always using when someone annoying a teacher, break a rule, burn the office, throw a nerd off a window from a window of 3 floors, carry a snack in a classroom, and don't share with a teacher, have sex with your teacher but don't use a condom and many other things that I don't even do. This legal torture device is an idea of Horace Mann for punishment a student when they did something wrong, when a student takes this device these things will happen to them:
1: Brain meltdown.
2: Brain health will deteriorate because you have to be patient, open your eyes, do homework.
3: Ask yourself more often When will God send a hand to take me to heaven?
4: You feel want to play Russian Roulette without scared of a die.
5: Alway look at that Steven DB that inside grandfather's room.
6: And many other things. If you try to counteract with this torture device, you will be punished by losing your grade in that subject. Rebel to Homework = Rebel to Ministry of Education.
Other names of homework:
1: Brain destroyer
2: Torture device
3: Suffering paper
4: Suffering machine
5: Fucker
6: My toilet paper
7: Dog food
8: I hate it!
9: It's paper licking shit
10: I want to die.
์Note: It gets an Ig Nobel and Nobel Prize for Violence. (Jk)
Ah! Fuck, I forgot to do homework, FUCK! I need to do it now, Jesus, I have 3 Mins to do this fucking homework
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No! You can't just give all homework to students before backing home, Haha! Homework generator go brrr.
Hey! Doggy, eat this shit homework and I can tell a teacher why I don't send homework, c'mon, just do it.
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No! You can't just give all homework to students before backing home, Haha! Homework generator go brrr.
Hey! Doggy, eat this shit homework and I can tell a teacher why I don't send homework, c'mon, just do it.
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