the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

hokey pokey

Hokey Pokey is this hard golden sweet stuff that is found in little balls in hokey pokey ice-cream, also in the middle of Cadbury's Crunchie bar.

Oh Lord, all this hokey pokey is making me feel sick

by *Juanita* September 28, 2005

hokietoner

screen name showing spirit for Virginia Tech (hokie), for the band O.C. Supertones (tone), and the r stands for ryan.

hokietoner: man VT is the best school ever
hokietoner: and the supertones are awesome
annalauwa: you're a genius

by Anna-Laura June 2, 2004

Hokr rubdown

rubbing a drunk female until she agrees to have sex with you

Greg caressed emily with every fibr of his being as he gave her the hokr rubdown until she invited him to start the revolution...

by unfrozen caveman lawyer February 25, 2004

hoku k.

a really really hot chick.

damn, hoku k. is hot.

by adolfhitlerrrrr February 26, 2008

hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.

Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'

by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016

Hoka shoes

A person who wears weird shoes because Chandler got them.

Rob and Gary got hoka shoes because chandler had them.

by T.L. Wordwide Word Division January 29, 2019