Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

hashtagon

(n.) A geometric figure composed of a set of tweets on Twitter whose hashtags link such that the tweets form a geometrical figure, in any number of dimensions.

Related term: hashtagonal (adj.), having the properties of such a structure.

Here are three tweets: 1) My #dog ate an #apple. 2) The #lion growled like a #dog. 3) No #lion has ever eaten an #apple. Tweets 1 and 2 link at dog, 2 and 3 at lion, and 1 and 3 at apple. The three tweets form a hashtagonal triangle (or a triangular hashtagon). The same can be done for all geometrical figures reducible to lines and vertices with any degree of connectedness, in any number of dimensions, for flat space and probably for any uniform hyperspheroidal manifold.

by FoxxDogg February 4, 2010

hashvag

Hashtag vagina, a female that excessively uses hashtags outside of Twitter.

Girl: "Heey ima go shoppiiinnngggg with my #friends. #moneytoblow #shopping #rich #yolo #clothes #life

Guy: What a hashvag...

by Exostic February 26, 2014

hashtaghashtag

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*

"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"

by Mildturd September 20, 2012

Hashfag

A person who uses an excessive amount of hashtags in their tweets. Ironically hashfag in text speak is a hashtag.

Tommy used at least 15 hashtags in his last tweet, he's a real hashfag.

by lolage21 December 31, 2010

hashtagged

- Verb
- Attach a hashtag to

"It it wasn't hashtagged, it never happened."
"She hashtagged her photo on instagram with #twerking."

by iamericsistible September 12, 2013

Hashtard

Someone who uses a shit ton of unnecessary and overly specific hashtags, especially on Facebook. Often trying to make a photo funny, rather than organizing conversations. Please refer to www.howtohashtag.com on the proper usage of what was once known as the pound sign.

You are a hashtard if you use hashtags like this: #cvsfiatdavidbowievhinagirlewwaderill or #sittingrightnexttoyoueww

by Hashtag Corrector October 30, 2013