Halo 3

the reason I no longer have a loving wife, any friends, or rarely see the light of day.

James: hey dude theres a bunch of babes and beer so wanna come over tonight.
Me: Nah dude i'm exp boosting with my friends and hopefully get my 50.
James: Fuck you youre an asshole.
Me: I love you too.

Mom: hunny your dads in the hospital he needs to see you soon before he dies.
Son:fuck him and fuck you im playing MLG

I LOVE HALO 3

by brendanssssssssssssss April 18, 2008

Halo3itis

The condition when one plays Halo 3 nonstop, night and day, and the rest of the world falls by the wayside, girlfriends disappear, your job disappears etc....

I was in my 40th hour of Halo3itis and took the time to answer the phone and listen to my boss fire me, and my girlfriend kept walking in front of the tv with her boxes she was moving out with.

by ScootM October 12, 2007

halo threekend

the act of wasting a whole weekend playing the final installment of this great game.

jeremy: what did you do this weekend man

jesse: dude it was sick me and wade had a halo threekend beat the game on every difficulty

jeremy: why do i even hang out with you

by jesse simone October 19, 2007

halo hands

A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.

Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)

Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"

Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)

Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....

Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."

by MR. AWESOME!!! March 17, 2008

halo car

A flagship car produced in limited numbers or with low sales expectations in order to generate public appeal for the brand. The term comes from the halo effect.

The BMW X6 is a halo car, right?

-Nah, it's too mainstream. Try the BMW i8.

by toodle pip August 28, 2014

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc

Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though

by Eyemem January 6, 2022