halloween stupidity

Being stupid on Halloween.

person 1: what did you do for Halloween?
person 2: doorbell ditching. just that.
person 1: thats Halloween stupidity...

stop using Halloween stupidity or you will have to go to boarding school next year.

by how did you find this October 30, 2021

mexican halloween

a man has anal sex with a woman while a costumed person eats candy from her vagina

my vag is super sticky from that mexican halloween party last night, but that's nothing compared to the pain in my ass!

by awsmmoll October 30, 2009

Mexican Halloween

The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.

I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!

by rjwNU1 October 30, 2009

Gay Halloween

A halloween party where fine single girls go with their gay friends because they don't want to get hit on all night while wearing skimpy lingerie.

guy 1: "dude I know a hot chick that is going to a gay party on halloween".

guy 2: "that's where all the hot girls go on halloween".

guy 1: "gay halloween dude...gay halloween".

by YungDean October 29, 2009

halloween date

Girl with a super nice body but messed up face.
(AKA butter face)
A girl that is ugly but has a nice body so you have to date her on Halloween so you can make her wear a werewolf mask so you don't have to look at her nasty face.

player1:Dude did you see Tyler's date last night?
player2:Yeah she was a total Halloween date!

by Tyler studmuffin June 17, 2011

Mormon Halloween

The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.

Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”

Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”

Jimmy: “No…what?”

Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”

Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”

Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”

by Morgay August 19, 2008

halloween mask

when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask

my girlfriends pussy still hurts

from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask

by marshwallow June 12, 2012