Gurting

The act of doing something that is considered smart but also could be dangerous

Person 1: I heard Bob has been putting lots of money in the stock market, hopefully he doesn’t lose it
Person 2: yeah sounds like he’s Gurting

by 05012 April 14, 2025

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Gurt

Gurt is a mean asshole

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: Sybau twin
Twin: What did I do
I: Yeah what did I do
Yeah: idk what you did
You: I don't either

by Aldipeanutbutter April 16, 2025

gurt licker

A saying when somone licks their partners balls

Hey dude lets do the gurt licker

by Hxjzhxhzhzb June 30, 2022

Gurt

A term used to describe a person of annoyance even if they're intentions are lighthearted or harmless.

The “Gurt: yo” meme started as a pun on the word “yogurt,” splitting it into “Yo, Gurt,” with “Gurt” casually replying “yo.” The meme exploded on TikTok in early 2025, especially through JuggTok-style videos. Viewers would jokingly tell Gurt to shut up on account of his annoying presence in many JuggTok videos

Shut up Gurt.

by Sand™ July 29, 2025

Gurting

When someone is doing something incredibly but fairly dangerous.

The capybara was gurting when he flew on top of the goose.

by Lil-rico April 12, 2025

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025