Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

Guinea

A country in West Africa, which I am from, therefore its the world's best country

Everyone thinks I'm Gambian, I from Guinea, maybe it's just my name

by Hawaii <3 October 15, 2023

New Guinea Doggy Shake

When a man nuts in a girls hair then puts a dildo on her back(like a tail) and the man fucks the dildo on the girl while the woman is in doggy style. When the guy is about to cum again he stands up and shakes his penis and gets cum everywhere.

Me and my girl did the New Guinea Doggy Shake, it was a lot to clean up.

by itzmillicent March 9, 2025

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

getting guinea with it

A verb used to describe experimenting with something, and doing it with an intense passion.

"Oh look at Barb, she's getting guinea with it."

by Lolo 2020 April 18, 2018

Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.

I want a guinea pig

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019