grinkie

When a crush's mom uses hashtags too often and talks of things the new generation has no idea about, like an Insta-pot.

Do you have any idea what your mom is talking about?
No, she is being kinda grinkie.

by AgainstMetrics February 23, 2018

Gronker

He (or she in the most bizzare of cases) who derives sexual pleasure from sniffing saddles. Not to be mistaken for someone obsessed with sniffing shoes, underwear, swimming gear or any upholstry recently occopied by a female - it has to be a saddle! most likely a bicycle or horses saddle. May also be adapted into an insult for a man who is a bit creepy/pervy. Brilliant word altogether!

"dude - that guy over there is sniffing that girls bike saddle and jacking off"

"yeah thats my dad - he's a gronker!!"

by Al Stone June 15, 2008

Gronk

Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt

Ian says: "bruz im in a graff crew now!"
You: "really? how'd you get in?"
Ian: "well, Im not really in it. They just said if they can use my paint then i can go around with them"
'Man, Ian your such a gronk!'

by illestbillest January 10, 2010

Groininky

A male homosexual wearing a tight G-string

You know Mark....hes a Groininky

by Che and Da joker April 20, 2005

Gronk

Ultimately a baby ogre.
An over sized person, clumsy, often fumbles around.

Big boned, short and wide, often with exma or a very red face.
Indication that someone/something is large

"Ughhh you are such a gronk, why are you so massively wide"

"You have gronk feet"

by Princess Of Persia January 13, 2010

punch to groin

when one spreads a male's legs and delivers a refreshing blow to his nuts using the fist

I was moaning on the floor after Jenny gave me a punch to groin.

by ZeroPhantom September 30, 2005

Gronk

Being that sober guy at a party to creep on drunk, taken girls.

Man did you see Maria last night? She was totally getting gronk'd by Dan.

by AjDurH April 29, 2011