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gremlin city

A group of goggers.

A goggle, if you will.
Filled with greasy cheese nerds. Degenerates, perhaps.
Made up of midgets, edgelords, weebs, liberals, republicans, giraffes, flamingos, torrential downpours, clones, nuggets, bronies, chai lattes, and the occasional brugg.
The only thing holding together the fabric of this groups reality is a mass of gremlins bumbling around and stirring a large pot of drama, served hot and fresh every so often whenever things get too peaceful.
They are bold, they are brash, some believe they belong in the trash.
I just got kicked from gremlin city!”
“If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t get kicked...”
by gormlessminger August 14, 2021
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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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Piss Gremlin

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it
by robloxsex22 April 9, 2022
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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.
Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog
by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021
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