grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

garblesnorting

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

by antoniost December 3, 2011

gable grip

A type of grip done in mostly grapling sports such as wrestling, jujistu, judo, mma, etc. It involves clasping ones hands without using thumbs, it it widely considered one of the most effective grips used in grappling. Also, it's named after Dan Gable.

That wrestler has one hell of a gable grip!

by YourDaddy128 September 21, 2017

Grabe

Grabe is a word you use when you find a thing absurd or when you dont know what to say anymore

Ian: Raph my mom just died...

Raph: grabe

Ian: bro. Be serious

Raph: grabe

Ian: wtf bro my mom just died and thats the only thing you say to me?!

Raph: grabe

by Ian Sagittarius December 15, 2022

granny grabber

An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.

Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.

by joshfromnc February 25, 2009

cheek grabber

When you're doing such a massive poo that you have to grab a cheek to help it out.

Bruce: Fuckin' hell Baz, I did the biggest shit last night.
Baz: The old cheek grabber eh?
Bruce: Fuckin' oath it was.

by Kiz... December 27, 2013

Gribley

A small, pale young boy into Grunge and / or Metal. Typically unemployed or in some form of undemanding “Higher” education (some sort of extremely basic music course you don’t necessarily have to turn up to being the most popular).

Invariably lives with parents. May find “Work” as a hopelessly inept “Sound Engineer” at a dismal live music venue where he can rave about his mates’ extreme Death Metal bands and pour miserable scorn over any he doesn’t know.

Only travels by public transport to annoy the maximum amount of people with his ipod.

Alan: "I could barely hear your bass at that gig the other night, Jim."

Jim: "It was that useless little gribley they had doing the sound."

by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011