gomper

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

by Uncle Che November 11, 2008

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gorper

An individual that farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles

I saw johnny in the tub, he's a gorper allright.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

gaper

A person found at ski resorts that:
1. is not from anywhere near the resort
2. Looks like an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks
3. is totally oblivious to the fact that they look like an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them.

Known for the "gaping" space between their hat and goggles.

Oh no! its presidents day weekend? The gapers will be out in full swing putting up yard sales.

by zillaman February 26, 2007

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He doesn't like Champ Car, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox November 7, 2007

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005