goats'

Derived from the infamous "Goatse ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goatse )" interwebs phenomena. Can describe e.g. any kind of nasty dirt or liquid but as well any appalling things in general.
Can be used as verb ("goatsefy") as well—meaning: to fuck something (usually an object) up, to fuck it up bad!

Dude, your whole jacket is full of Goats'! Go, be ashamed of yourself!
Stop looking at my sisters ass! I'll goatsefy your Lambo, fucking shmo!

by trice22 March 11, 2009

goating

The act of seeking the perfect revenge in which, one or many goats, are involved.

Shana is goating Steven's apartment tomorrow. Gonna wreck it, dude!

by Mrswift March 14, 2013

The goat

The neglected person because everyone rightfully takes that person for granted.

She was the goat because she had done so well in life.

by Ereck Flowers April 17, 2015

Goating

When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.

I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.

by goater101 January 1, 2019

goat

to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom

"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."

by MonicaAlb March 12, 2010

The Goat

The Greatest Of All Time

LIL UZI VERT IS THE GOAT

by Uzi's child March 10, 2020

GoAT

Go away troll.
chat-room acronym

A variation comeback on the (hrmm, rejected by the majority of UD editors?) acronym YHBT: you have been trolled. Ok, now ya'all know.
thank you, but no thanks.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006