Moskowitzzzzz Goal

A very cheap and lucky goal that someone gets in while playing nhl09. It usually happens when a glitch is in the game or someone gets a really lucky goal.

Wow, you weren't even facing the net, that was such a moskowitzzzzz goal.

by mrmet95 May 3, 2009

life goals

“Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.”
― Og Mandino, The Greatest Salesman In The World

“The road of life is strewn with the bodies of promising people. People who show promise, yet lack the confidence to act. People who make promises they are unable to keep. People who promise to do tomorrow what they could do today. Promising young stars, athletes, entrepreneurs who wait for promises to come true. Promise without a goal and a plan is like a barren cow. You know what she could do if she could do it, but she can't. Turn your promise into a plan. Make no promise for tomorrow if you are able to keep it today. And if someone calls you promising, know that you are not doing enough today.”
― Iyanla Vanzant, Acts of Faith: Daily Meditations for People of Color

life goals

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

by TheACM September 5, 2015

kickin goals

Doing well in life , on a smooth path , smooth sailing

Yeah I'm doing alright these days I'm kickin goals

by Fritzjfay February 13, 2017

field goal

a game played when walking with a group of friends.

you basically just kick each other in the ass as hard as you can but you have to yell “field goal” as you’re about to kick.

“hey xavier! field goal!” “aw fuck, zayn don’t!”

by nEo-31a- July 13, 2019

Jew goal

When Abdirahman thinks every goal is a Jew goal

"Mahad which synagogue do you attend? Rabbi Wenger would be proud of that Jew goal"

by Blackty December 4, 2020

goal stole

The act of tapping the ball just before it goes over the line even though it was already going in. This mean the goal now goes on the record of the last person to touch the ball. Hence that person just 'goal stole'

Damn that b**** just goal stole off me!! and its the finals too!

by Damn Right xxx October 8, 2011