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geek incognito

The most evolved species of geek, capable of disguising itself and acting as pretty much any other human.

On the outside, a geek incognito looks like an average person: those between ages 15 and 25 usually dress like any other person, go to the same parties, drink as much booze as normal people do, hang out at the same bars, and sometimes they even hook up with some girls and end up getting some pussy.

However, once they return to their homes, they become a normal geek of any kind, whether it's a sci-fi geek, an otaku / wapanese, or a nerd. Some of them keep their bedrooms clean and without any geek adornment, in order to not scare away any visitor; some of them, on the other hand, prefer to have a geeky room to express themselves.

These geeks are usually the most highly revered species among the average geekdom, thanks to their ability to make love to the opposite sex.
Person 1: Have you seen Joseph? Last time I talked to him, he claimed to have nailed this girl at a pub!
Person 2: How come!? But he's such a big geek! He has a Dollfie in his desk, his shelves are full of anime DVDs and manga books, and he has j-pop in his iPod! He's even got some pics of himself cosplaying as Kenshin Himura at Otakon!
Person 1: Then I guess he's a geek incognito. Strange, huh?
by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval October 23, 2006
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hybrid geek

A person who has a combination of sexy looks, and smarts/computer skills.
The sexy lab assistant was really smart, and great looking, she must have be a Hybrid Geek
by Zajako September 2, 2008
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Geek Tweaker

A girl who is sexually attracted to, and enjoys making out with, nerds. Geek tweakers are generally pretty geeky themselves. (the play legend of zelda, love harry potter, etc;) But they are generally very attractive, despite this odd fetish.
Brohammad Ali: Hey, Man, Who's that girl who plays Legend of Zelda and always always talks about Harry Potter?

Brohatma Ghandi: You mean Bianca?

Brohammad Ali: Yeah! That's her name, man she's hot, I'd like to tap that.

Brohatma Ghandi: Give it it, dude, she's a total geek tweaker.

Brohammad Ali: Goddamn those geek tweakers!
by snifferdoo April 29, 2010
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geek food

Food that, stereotypically, computer geeks, specifically programmers, eat. The food falls into three categories: high in calories, easy to make, and high in caffeine. The idea of geek food comes from programmers staying late into the night, well, programming. In order to waste no time, they need sustinence that can be made quickly and can give them a caffeine boost. Some typical foods include hot pockets, ramen, bawls/jolt cola, take-out chinese, and various chips.
Man, I've been programming day and night, get me some geek food.
by genzripps February 1, 2006
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geekin

1.When a person can not stop laughing for anything due to intake of drugs or alcohol

2.When a person is entirely too slap happy.
"wow, hes geekin."

"Get geekin away from me, now!"
by Villa Ass Steve May 13, 2005
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geek burger

DJ; "you are a nerd bomber"
Steph: "geek burger"
by 6 5 6 2 April 26, 2004
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geekery

geek-er-y:

n/prn. the collective goings on of geeks/ the qualities that make a geek

adv. the individual actions that define people as geeks
n/prn. Overclocking your electric razor to create a rift in the time-space continuum is a testimonial to you geekery.

v. There is a negative correlation to the ammount of time spent in pursuits of geekery to the percent chance of engaging in reproductive acts.
by StaticH3ad March 14, 2006
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