He is all powerful.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 07, 2024
an orange fat lazy cat who craves lasagna and hates mondays. in the original comic strip, he speaks in his mind, and somehow his owner jon can hear him talk in his mind. but in the garfield show, he can actually talk instead of talking in his minds, so the feline can say actual words.
jon: oh dang it i forgot to feed the fat feline
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
garfield: better give me my food or i'll hit you with this bat
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022
by Here4dabros February 28, 2022
by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022
i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield
by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020
by vimwit March 01, 2021
Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024