guzzle

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

by proteinballs July 3, 2024

Glizzy Guzzling

The act of excessively consuming, or guzzling glizzys

Friend 1- Hey, you wanna hangout after school? We are gonna be doin some Glizzy Guzzling
Friend 2- yeah sure, what's the addy?

by The_Sanctimo September 9, 2020

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!

I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!

by Barbqking May 25, 2023

Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

Guzzle Back

A female thats puts herself on a top notch level but really aint bout Sh*t. Any female that walks in the rain and lets the water soak her jeans to the kneecap. An all around Skallywag. Add a animal at the end to give more life example Guzzle Back Animal Cracker Guzzle Back Fruit Bat Guzzle Back Goat Mouth

Look at this Guzzle Back Gremlin thinking she look good. Just another Guzzle back wilderbeast

by Creep Pimpin October 4, 2009