he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."

by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005

the perfect girlfriend

There is no perfect girlfriend it's about what you think is perfect not what everyone else says.

The perfect girlfriend is the one you never want to let go. Ever.

by Cora_love_97 November 26, 2013

girlfriendbeater

chris brown

chris brown is a girlfriendbeater

by azbycxd October 27, 2009

girlfriend

(n.)the one human female which holds certain super-human abilities such as: mind control, mood swings, playing tired, breaking the bank, and unlimited talking;

"Uh oh, my girlfriend's calling me."

"Do you mind if my girlfriend comes?"

"My girlfriend says that if I don't know, then she's not telling me. What's that suppose to mean?!?"

by Chubbs April 30, 2004

Marine girlfriend

One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!

Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!

by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009

Girlfiending

One who is girlfiending most likely has a new girlfriend and exhibits the following characteristics.

- Loses all other male friends/friends in general.
- Only hangs out with girlfriend.
- Shows up hand in hand with her in completely sketch situations.
- Appears to be obsessed with her.
- Appears to be married (in some cases)

Basically to the guy, she is the equivalent of crack to a crackhead.

"Chris is girlfiending so bad, all he ever talks to and hangs out with is Katie. "

"Hey man, want to go get something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm staring at Kelsey's pictures right now, then we're going to sit in the park at sunset, then we're going to stare at each other's eyes for a couple of hours..."
"...alright?"

by JohnnyBlazeGR February 26, 2009