grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

Butt Grumpy

The mood someone is in when they have lingering diarrhea, which results in an irritation due to over wiping.

Charles will not be able to attend his yoga class today because he is rather butt grumpy.

by darth duder May 7, 2011

Grumpy Milkshake

Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake

by BN_Bears March 20, 2025

Grumpy

Daniel Ryan

Daniel Ryan is a grumpy person
Daniel Ryan is the grumpiest person alive.

by Taiyoren August 2, 2021

Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.

This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!

by Needle maiden April 22, 2024

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012