brain rot kids that cant live a day without internet
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Gronk

A low class drug pusher who constantly cheats on his drug addicted girlfriend.
Did Stephan get caught thej robbed again.. he’s such a Gronk.
by On2ya April 27, 2025
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Gronk

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.
Man, this stupid smart phone doesn't work ever; it's about time I gronk it and get me a new one.!
by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018
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Gronk

A sellout deluded modernist who feeds from the the toes of the Tawagheet
Faris al-hammadi is the biggest fucken gronk you will ever find
by MunafiqSlayer September 13, 2022
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Gronk

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by timothyChino March 2, 2022
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Gronk

A gronk is a mixture of stooge and idiot.
It’s an Australian slang word for stooge.
“Oi Jayde is such a gronk’
by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018
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Gronk

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
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