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by On2ya April 27, 2025

Verb. To destroy a malfunctioning electronic device by violently slamming it into the ground in a manner similar to the way New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dropped a football when he scores a touchdown.
by JoeBlake420 December 11, 2018

by MunafiqSlayer September 13, 2022

by FudaTinkle June 3, 2018

Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
