by Asshole862 November 15, 2011
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An old person at the grocery store that if you have the misfortune of getting behind in the checkout line will make you turn from a soft, cuddly, loving person into a raging menace, because they still pay with a check meaning you probably will not eat your food till after midnight.
Person 1: "Dude what took so long with the munchies it's like 2 in the morning?"
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
Person 2: "Sorry man I got stuck behind this old Cotton-topped grocery gremlin at the store."
Person 1: "Wow sorry man, here sit down, let me get you a strong drink."
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by Kaylah_in_Crackland November 07, 2023
Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.
*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
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