Skip to main content

Organ grinder

an effeminate and sexually repulsive white male seen publicly with a simian Indian gf. Nearly all organ grinders have an ambiguous eunuch-like appearance which has caused them to continuously fail in social competition for a beautiful or sexy girl... until one day they accept their limitations and an aboriginal East Indian gf.
These guys are commonly very weak-willed and have yet to outgrow the "mama's boy" stage. Thus, their need to be cared for by a female is so strong that they will mate with an anthropoid woman because it means having someone to cling onto.
I wish I had said something about Steve's low self-esteem issues earlier on because that could have prevented him from becoming an organ grinder by settling for Priya.
by Khale November 11, 2012
mugGet the Organ grindermug.

Real grinder

A movie that is just like any ordinary movie except in the sex scenes they don't pretend they really have sex.
John got the lead role in a real grinder.
by Deep blue 2012 September 25, 2009
mugGet the Real grindermug.

knuckle-grinder

Skiers are way cooler than knuckle-grinders.
by telechick December 25, 2007
mugGet the knuckle-grindermug.

axel grinder

someone who grinds their body against something metal
"hey dude, check out that girl grinding on that metal wrench."
"yea, shes the local axel grinder."
by jess123456 June 23, 2007
mugGet the axel grindermug.

Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.
by Midget buster January 18, 2012
mugGet the Scranton Sausage Grindermug.

Milwaukee meat grinder

A sexual move in which a man's sexual partner turns his penis like a crank while he defecates. This process looks similar to the use of a hand-cranked meat grinder, hence the name.
I gave Jeff the ol' Milwaukee meat grinder last night!
by Charli XXX September 8, 2014
mugGet the Milwaukee meat grindermug.

pepper grinder

Man: How much for a pepper grinder
Hooker: $50
by Brian Browser January 28, 2003
mugGet the pepper grindermug.

Share this definition