giampiero bagnara

This person is the smartest person ever, he is also handsome and better than anyone else in the world (especially people named josh).

giampiero bagnara is good.

by jp01010 January 24, 2023

Mini Giraffe

The Mini Giraffe from the Direct Tv commercials with the russian guy is the coolest thing/animal the world has ever known. Evrybody wishes the could have one and would do devilish deeds to recieve one.

I was watchin tv when the sexy mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial popped up.

by MiniGiraffeMan May 12, 2011

Sloppy Giraffe Neck

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015

vicienzo giambra

A person who smokes a shipload of weed drinks till he he's gone fucks bitches gets hoes and is know as a fuckboiiiii

Don't be a fuckboi like a vicienzo Giambra.

by Xxxxxaliber March 17, 2017

Angry Giraffe

When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.

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My wife forgot the lube last night in her excitement and now I got an angry Giraffe

by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017

baby giraffe

Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude

by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021

Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend

Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair

by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021