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Gannon

1) The final boss in Legend of Zelda for the Nintendo, 3DS, and Japanese platforms.

- See also: Ganon (Collector's Edition, Game Boy Advance, and Wii consoles)

2) A person using the "try force" method to achieve their (often unsavory) goals.

3) A private Catholic university in Erie, Pennsylvania. Home to the Golden Knights.

Not to be confused with Gandalf, the geriatric pedophile in a tale about homosexual elves and dwarves with learning disabilities.
James: I was only trying to get her to come home with me.
Andy: Calm down, Gandalf. She doesn't like you that much.
James: Whoa there, Frodo. What are you talking about?
Andy: Keep it in your pants, Gannon. She said no. Deal with it.
by Dickchinhairy December 19, 2017
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gaffo

Usually irish is a jiggolo(man-whore). Loses weight for fun and is a ladies man.
That guy is such a gaffo!!!
by big Ears June 20, 2008
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ganoob

Term used to describe someone being gay AND noob-like
in an action or saying.

Usually referred to someone who thinks he is better than you at something ....

....but isn't.
Neville: I'm gonna own you sooo bad, fag-face!
(Neville proceeds to try and own in a completely gay and noob-like fashion...but fails horribly and gets own'd himself.)
Evan: OMG! You're such a ganoob!

They are all spawncamping! What GANOOBS!
by -:CraK:-WaRDwArF December 27, 2008
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garnoogleflatzs

A comical code word for a woman's breast. Usually said loud enough so that the woman might turn back to look at the guys in confusion over what they were talking about. This in turn allows the guys another brief look at the womans breast.
Dude! Did you see the garnoogleflatzs on that one?!
by boobieluver July 19, 2011
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Ganowned

The art of being owned by one called "Ganondorf" "Ganondorf Dragmire" "Gannon" "Mandrag Gannon" or alternatively, when being beaten on a subject dealing with anything Zelda (videogame or otherwise) related.
After winning as Ganondorf of Super Smash Bros. Melee, the victor yells "You've just got Ganowned!"
by Hydronix May 27, 2008
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Ganon

A psychedelic drug that has the rare effect of narrowing your focus. Manufactured in California, it is popular in the gaming community along with the psychedelic community. It is named after the final boss in the Zelda francise.
"Hey bro, did you bring the ganon"
by Johnny433 March 1, 2018
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Ganon Stomp

The ganon stomp is a sex move, where your sexual partner shits on your chest. You then take the turd and stomp it back into their anus.
Campbell: “Come on Jack just do it once!”
Jack: “If you think it will liven up out sex life. Fine, I’ll ganon stomp you.”
by Sammy S Stiffy November 4, 2020
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