The Funnel Cake

When two mexicans are going at it. And the guy's grandfather walks in and gets so turned on by the sight that the last of his cum(which is old and powdery) shoots all over them. In result. you see what looks like a funnel cake.

"ayyyy holmmeeesss! me and my girl got funnel caked last night. it was cochinoooo ehhhh"

The Funnel Cake... dun dun dun DUNNNNNN!

The Funnel Cake by yayayammmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm March 28, 2009

Mudfall Funnel 

When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While the partner chugs the whole thing up in one big gulp.

Dan: Hey Peter. Wright would you bring that luscious booty over this way, i feel like a 'mudfall funnel'.
Peter: Sure thing Daniel. Aston open up your mouth wide. I've been eating chili.
Dan: And don't worry, i'll clean up afterwards with my mouth.

Mudfall Funnel by ihatemimes August 29, 2007

Channel Tunnel Funnel 

The portal to a rather smelly and unpleasant area.

After a night on the booze and Kebabs, Noel opened the door of the Channel Tunnel Funnel and gave birth to a dead otter.

Channel Tunnel Funnel by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Fag funnel 

A person who uses any type of grenade launcher as a way to get most of their kills in a video game. It is largely associated with the Call of Duty Series of games.

"Every time i run into that guy, all he uses is a f##king fag funnel"

Fag funnel by Freelance crash August 16, 2011

love funnel 

When a girl has to pee really badly, but doesn't want to walk to the bathroom...if you love her you will make a funnel with your hands to enable her to go in a soda bottle.

I don't want to go all the way downstairs, grab that bottle and make a love funnel for me.

love funnel by Mamabsbe July 7, 2014

Down to Funnel 

Adjective meaning that the subject is willing to funnel a beer through a beer funnel or some other instrument for chugging.

Abbreviated as DTF.

Conor: Dude, grab me another beer, I'm DTF.

Party: OHHHHHHH SH*T HE'S DTF

Conor: Damn straight I'm down to funnel

Down to Funnel by draindadlives October 23, 2011

chip funnel 

The art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. A maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity.

Hey, Jimmy John, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos -- we gotta go!

Fat Sam quickly chip funnelled his bag of doritos, so as not to decrease the pace towards downing his mountain dew.

chip funnel by Poork Rhinds May 10, 2010