A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021
Get the Step-functionmug. The logarithmic function of a vector. Also called a vector-valued function (which is a less commonly used name for it)
by Shackee June 20, 2022
Get the Vectorithmic Functionmug. My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.
Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 9, 2018
Get the functional-beautymug. Part of Speech: Noun
Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.
These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.
Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.
These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.
Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.
He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic
He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic
He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
by Mr O of Lagos August 1, 2025
Get the Functional Lunaticmug. Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.
by Timothy Brentwood July 26, 2022
Get the functional programmingmug. A term to describe a person being a massive hater towards a certain group. So much that it mirrors the hatred of DIO for the Joestar lineage.
by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025
Get the Like DIO at the functionmug. A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.
School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
Get the A computer can't function without an operating systemmug.