it's when someone comes over, eats all ur fries and then runs off leaving you with almost none, and because it's done at the same time ur eating them you don't realize whats going on right away until it's too late, and you've already been had!!! Friends may do this accidently and then feel guilty and run off. However this may also be done on purpose.
by onefasthoagie-og February 21, 2011

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

by Goeorge nickleson jr June 5, 2018

Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
by The Camel Clutch February 22, 2008

When you're eating fried chicken and you're hands are too greasy to touch the screen so you wipe them off on your socks.
Yo, my home dawg hit me up on my phone but I was so fryed checken that the phone slipped from my fingers, maaaan!
by Da Sizzlin' Twinz November 4, 2013

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"
Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"
Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006
