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Ford by Cummy worm November 18, 2010
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For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!
ford by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004
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Ford
A brand of car and truck that sometimes makes some legit cars. Most of the time they are POS. But so are all American car companies.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
Drive a Ford, you drive the best, drive the first mile and walk the rest.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, If it weren't for Fords, our tools would rust.
"Oh Jimmy just bought his new Ford f150 and had to get his transmission replaced. Darn my Chevy 1500 had to get it's tranny replaced. How can those damn union workers sleep at night?"
Ironically the author drives an American car.
Ironically the author drives an American car.
Ford by American car driver April 5, 2010
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Ford by Absistscsh February 4, 2016
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A company that, like GM, used to build shit cars... but they have improved a lot recently. It has always built decent trucks, though. Chevy always seems to be one step ahead, though, because GM has more money, and a larger infrastructure, than most modern countries.
My dad's old Colony Park wagon, which was built by Ford, was a piece of shit. However, my mother's new Taurus is a pretty good car.
Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?
Ford is going to get rid of the Taurus, and replace it with a re-badge Mazda 6 variant called the "Ford Futura"? What the fuck is that shit? Why don't they just re-name the Crown Victoria the "Ford Galaxie", or re-badge a Mazda Protege and call it the "Ford Falcon"?
FORD by 5th Column May 10, 2003
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Quite possibly the worst vehicle manufacturer ever to hit the market. Consequences of buying one of these vehicles include: Faggotry, driveshaft problems, raccoons in your basement, electrical failures, obamacare, bad gas mileage, immigrants, 9/11, cheap interior plastics, cracked engine blocks, racism, Nazism, niggers, moldy cheese, bukkake on your mom's laptop, life in the suburbs, life in prison, watts riots, short powertrain warranty, cracked dash, oil spills and flammable semen. By purchasing one of these vehicles you are automatically signing a contract with Stalin, George W. Bush, Al-Qaeda, Mao, and the Disney channel saying that you're a jew and you hate ice cream and puppies.
I got about ten feet from the Ford dealership before my powertrain warranty expired and my engine exploded.
Ford by incarcerator February 11, 2014
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ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000
ford: 110
chevy: 100
oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.
GMC: 60
okay, so mixed with chevy that's
Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110
oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.
ford: 110
chevy: 100
oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.
GMC: 60
okay, so mixed with chevy that's
Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110
oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.