Death

The thing that happens to EVERY living being. (other than viruses)

Random person: Death sucks!
Random killer: Well now you're going to experience it!

by Noobinthetrash July 23, 2021

Death

Those who have tried this have claimed it is a truly fantastic experience, best served as a final course after a refreshing kick of sharp ‘n’ bitter, also known as life.

I’ve had enough of life, moving onto death

by Blobfish.inc April 2, 2018

Death

Death is when someone lies down, sleeps, and never wakes up.

5 year old says “my mom went to sleep one night, and she never got up. They later took her out of the house because it smelled. They said it was because of death.”

by Shortbread Gobbler October 7, 2019

death

The only sure thing in life besides taxes.

Can be delivered by a 9mm, 12 gauge, a sharp knife, or a rope.

Often is followed by expensive funeral costs.

After i lost my job, I knew only death could persue.

by Grim Reaper 6969 February 27, 2017

Death

the only escape

I long for death...

by NovellaPage July 16, 2016

Death

Complete transformation of future into past.

Seeing Harry holding a gun at him, Joe knew he was close to death now and that his time was up.

by cannapeas November 4, 2019

Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023