berp chain lightning

when you get a hero in warcraft or in DotA and you receive a hero that has an ability called chain lightning, and you yell out "BERP CHAIN LIGHTING" when you use it.

Andy: Boyd help me gank bot
Boyd: k BERP CHAIN LIGHTNING
Andy: ks

by Athathaway October 21, 2007

fighting the wood

to hold back a boner. especially when you're slow dancing with a girl.

"Hey man, at the Spring Dance I was totally fighting the wood with my date."

by mynamesjack March 30, 2007

fighting irish

To double fist a girl. First in the vagina and the other in the ass so that it looks like the fighting irish mascot.

Nilano: Yo dude have you ever fighting irished ur girl???

Black man: Yeah i do it all the time she loves it!!!

by nilano's friend November 21, 2007

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Lightning McQueen

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?

by EsbenT September 16, 2008

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

Fighting Demons

When someone is taking a mean, avengers level threat shit, usually in a public bathroom. You know it gets real when they take their shirt off, most likely sweating to death (if youve ever been in this posistion), when it is a massive chipotle or taco bell sized shit. It's probably going to gas bomb the whole restroom and make it stink for a good 15 minutes, so you want to evacuate the premises.

Bryan: dude dont go into the bathroom, theres someone fighting demons in there.

Trey: oh damn, i told bruce to knock off the chipotle lately, im feeling hella bad for the janitor

by ZzQuixoticzZ October 4, 2021