Flapjack

a fake ass person that switches up like a pancake

Dude 1: bruh really went to see infinity war with the fuck boys in an Audi

Dude 2: he a flapjack

Dude 3: Deadass my guy ....... let’s go to buffalo spot

by cesarcpt June 1, 2018

Flapjack

The female version of sending a dick pic

"Send me a Flapjack"
"You what?"
"Let me see you Flaps so I can Jack off"

by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.

"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"

by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...

Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross

by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017

jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.

Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.

by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017