Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015

Fisting

v. When a guy sticks his whole fist inside a chick.

He has mastered fisting. He said it's especially easy when the whore is as loose as Kathleen.

by loverroast February 12, 2009

double fisting

Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.

Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

Fainting Bath

A bath so hot that when you get out you feel as if you are going to faint.

hey what you been up to?" "nothing much just had a fainting bath

by yellowapple November 3, 2010

white fisting

The act of ejaculating on your hand and then punching someone with said hand.

(2)putting crazy glue on someone's fist and sticking to there face and or genitals.

Bro1:dude did you see me white fisting Bronson's face last night?

Bro2:naw but did you use glue or cum?

Bro1:my cum bro you know how I role .

Bro2: aw man I wish I his his face when you white fisted him.

Bro1:Man I love whiting fisting especially when it's to assholes.

by GremlinsGastLighter69 October 11, 2015

fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 11, 2017

oral fisting

When you loob up yo hand and stick it in your mouth or your significant other.

“Are you ready to taste the lube during he oral fisting?”

by Dryking January 24, 2018