Flipaflap

(v.) To act foolishly or in vain; to appear to be dishonest.

"If you kids don't quit flipaflappin' back there this instant, I will turn this car around!"

by denasharash October 9, 2006

Filipitous

Adj. meaning odd, strange, unique, etc..

This is a filipitous situation I have gotten myself into.

That's filipitous!

by Ohwiseone February 3, 2010

filipooper

Someone who takes unnecessarily long poops to avoid doing other activities.

Where's Joe, wasn't he supposed to be cleaning the yard?" "Oh, he's being a filipooper. He's been in the can for a half hour."

by bisquick3 September 26, 2010

filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.

B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!

by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018

Filipinoist

Someone who hates Filipinos...I married one

My wife is a Filipinoist

by Arejayc June 12, 2020

Filipino Beach Waka

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.

BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty

by Wrongun February 6, 2021

Filipino Parents

1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.

Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"

2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"

3. They are also very controlling.

Filipino parents are like Asian parents.

by filasizg12 September 22, 2021