a fifth

By definition a fifth of alcohol Is 750mL. A fifth means a fifth of a gallon.

Ludacris - "I drank a fifth of gin", in reality a fifth of alcohol would knock anyone on their butt.

by Jestur April 17, 2006

J to the fifth

1. A group of five friends who all have a J in their name.

2. The unification of J squared and J cubed.

3. verb. Shouted after something incredible has happened usually accompanied with hand motions that show off the arm muscles.

Lucas "It was incredible how the street sharks win the championship?"
Josh "They had the most amazing goalie"
Joey "Don't forget about the incredible offense or the defense"
Brett "Ahhhhh... J TO THE FIFTH!"
Will "You said it brother"

by Willdabeast December 20, 2007

internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 9, 2008

Breaking the fifth wall

When after an evening of Facebooking between someone and you in the same house, they break the fifth wall and come and talk to you in person.

Worse if they talk to you about things on Facebook

Oh God, No, I can hear them getting up at the same time....we're going to go into the hallway together...can I..stall? shit, too late!

Urban Dictionary told me that the "Example should include the word "Breaking the fifth wall"" and I'm fine with that.

by butrsouffi October 9, 2011

texas fifth

This is a 1.75 Liter bottle of hard alcohol.

"It's a handle," say ignat fools instead of saying texas fifth.

by DAve J November 20, 2006

a fifth

a measure of alcohol purported by countless high school boys to be an easy night's drinking

High school boy: Man, I got so wasted last night ... I drank over a fifth of Jack!

Realistic guy: Yeah right, you big-mouthed high school fuck. Enough with the big dick stories.

by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003

emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan

John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth

by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011