1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at life and have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.
1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
Guy2: Fight a Bear
2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!
Guy2: What if they are out?
Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear
by Zahio May 03, 2008
when two people fight using not real froms of communication but continuously change their facebook status to describe their hatred or discontent for another individual at a certain time. Usually used by angry girls to bitch at boys and so that everyone can see the two are fighting, also useful for attention whores who crave that generated response of "whats wrong" when asked about their status.
Guy 1: dude last night i swiped kristens vcard then pulled a premature evacuation and now the bitch keeps on posting her status as "that little fucking bastard, i hope he dies in hell" every ten minutes on facebook.
Guy 2: Sounds like the bitch is starting a Facebook fight.
Guy 2: Sounds like the bitch is starting a Facebook fight.
by Delaware January 02, 2008
A low-scoring, defense-dominated, very physical basketball game
by purplebackpack89 March 31, 2021
It’s a term that’s used when you want to cheer someone if they have a competition or something like that
by Dolphin on crack January 27, 2019
When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
by Falxo November 28, 2016
by ballastic March 07, 2021
"I tryed to change the oil in my car but I didn't even get past draining the oil"
"Good fight."
"This morning, when I got out of bed, my blanket tangled around my foot and I got caught up in it and fell!"
"Good fight.!"
"Good fight."
"This morning, when I got out of bed, my blanket tangled around my foot and I got caught up in it and fell!"
"Good fight.!"
by Phillip R October 22, 2008