panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

Doing the John Fetterman

The act of wearing a heavy top (such as a hoodie or coat) paired with shorts, much like Senator John Fetterman does out of uniform.

Jon: When I was leaving her house, it was colder but I was still wearing shorts. So I threw on a hoodie and started doing the John Fetterman

by StillSceneIn2023 February 17, 2023

feterosexual

The catogorically incorrect stereotype that lesbians are especially masculine exisits. Often times they are, but sometimes not. Feterosexual (I made it up) means you are a masculine female yet you are not a lesbian. Hey, I don't make socities rules. I'm just telling it like it is.

1. Hey, dude. I'm not a lesbian. I'm feterosexual.

by coolwalrus123 February 17, 2006

falter

To hesitate, quit!

P1: Don't falter, I think your brilliant.
P2: I'm not that good. I lie, cheat and hold hate in my mind.
P1: Makes you stronger man. We treat mishaps like sinking ships. A good quote to live by my old friend. "How glorious it is__and also how painful__to be an exception." -Louis Charles Alfred De Musset

by Wlfdg8W/AcrimsnPn November 26, 2009

Trump filter

The process of ignoring facts or logic while defending a nonsensical statment.

You can get away with anything if you use the Trump filter.

by LORD LORGIN December 8, 2017

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007