A charge added to the price of a movie theater ticket for "extras" such as armrests, cushioning, etc. This is similar to resort fees charged by hotels for what has traditionally been included in the basic room charge. This isn't a reality yet, but just wait!!
The admission price was advertised as $12.00, but with tax, seat selection upcharge, service fee and the new seatsort fee, it was $19.00
by Travelingmankc February 7, 2023
Get the seatsort feemug. It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 10, 2023
Get the Porkage Feemug. Something that I and or someone has to pay before receiving services usually just for university and or school and or an excursion.
There is no mention of post graduate post employment fees payments in any of the educational programs in all 15 plus years of learning and thus has not been prepared and or planned for and now when I am supposed to have a fees tab and or fees allowance there is no one willing and or wanting to pay fees available anywhere that I know of and it then becomes a guessing game of who to ask for fees payments allowances, of which the general consensus response is the wrong answer and the fees don't get paid and then the services whatever they are do not get rendered. Its a more modern problem.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
Get the Feesmug. A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Get the overdraft feemug. by Jmp210211 February 23, 2020
Get the fo feemug. by basicjjslang January 20, 2019
Get the Fees onmug. A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 2, 2023
Get the Convenience feemug.